The Orwell Channel

we interrupt

our regularly scheduled daily coverage

of the ongoing global lock-down

permanent nightly curfews

neighborhood transgression patrols

facial recognition surveillance

mandatory vaccination programs

national immunity passports

government identification implants

segregated quarantine encampments

termination assessments for seniors

and restrictions on all non-state sanctioned pregnancies

to  bring  you  an  urgent  message

from famed dystopian author, George Orwell

who has miraculously risen from his grave

to address
this momentous time
in human history:

“GUYS!…GUYS! PLEASE! FOR GOD’S SAKE, CALM DOWN!
NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR IS F I C T I O N ! IT’S ONLY A NOVEL!
REALLY—IT’S ONLY A BLOODY NOVEL!