I Click Remote

flipping

channels

all

aggressive

pig

male

dogs

deadbeat

domestic

abusers

dominant

chauvinists

slackers

slack offs

jerks

jerk offs

dicks

dick heads

scoundrels

sneaks

super bowl

chest-bumping scum

no good cheaters

liars

molesters

non-committal

ass-groping

gash-sniffing

biologically

proven

toxic

predators

. . . and when the talk shows are over

and all the battles are lost and won

I’ll still be standing

all alone

just like every mother’s son